By Ryan Leake
In ancient Tibet, three beggars were talking. One said, “I wish I were the governor. He’s the richest man in the town. Then I could live in comfort, and everyone would respect me.”
“I love hitting!” Very original. Do you love it when you’re O-fer your last fifteen?
“I love pitching!” Great champ. What about when you haven’t pitched in two weeks?
“I love how pretty the field is!” Fan-freakin’-tastic…landscape architecture is a fascinating area of study .
“I can’t imagine playing in anything but those faaaabulous baggy uniforms.” Oh right, because the game changes if you were playing in jeans and a t-shirt. Tell it to the Caribbean Islanders dude.